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2013’s Funniest Information Blog Post

As 2013 comes to an end it is most important for each of us to take time out of our very busy schedules to laugh.  Laughter is always the best medicine.  This is your information blog editor’s favorite funny post.  Click below and enjoy!

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My Blackberry Is Not Working

Ronnie Corbett and Harry Enfield star in this fruity sketch from The One Ronnie (BBC), written by the Dawson Brothers.

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Here is the script:

Ronnie:
“I bought something from you last week and I’m very disappointed.”

Harry:
“Oh, ya, what’s the problem?”

Ronnie:
“Ya, well, my blackberry is not working!”

Harry:
“What’s the matter, it run out of juice?”

Ronnie:
“No, no, it’s completely frozen!”

Harry:
“Oh, ya, I can see that! I’ll tell you what, let’s try on an Orange.”

Ronnie:
“That’s got a few black spots – you see!”

Harry:
“Oh, dear! Oh, ya, sorry about that ya.”

Ronnie:
“Would you get my Blackberry working?”

Harry:
“Well could be an application issue. Where did you store the blackberry”

Ronnie:
“It was on my desktop.”

Harry:
“Well you could use a mouse to drag the blackberry to the trash then after you’ve done that you might want to launch the blackberry from the desktop.”

Ronnie:
“I’ve already tried that few times, all it did was mess up windows.”

Harry:
“Well it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks, they got the latest blackberry coming in then.”

Ronnie:
“Do you have a date?”

Harry”
“Certainly.”

Ronnie:
“Let me put that date in my diary.”

Harry:
“Anything else I can help you with?”

Ronnie:
“Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest, with my apple.”

Harry:
“Dear oh dear, that is an old apple isn’t it? When did you buy it?”

Ronnie:
“Last week.”

Harry:
“Last week? They’ve brought out two new apples since then. What’s the problem with it?”

Ronnie:
“I’m trying to put my dongle in it and it won’t fit.”

Harry:
“Oh yeah, and how big is your dongle?”

Ronnie:
“Well I don’t know much about these things but my wife has seen a few dongles in her time and she says a little bit on the small side.”

Harry:
“Frankly there’s nothing I can do about it. Tell you what? Let me try booting it. There it’s crashed. Anything else I can help you with?”

Ronnie:
“Funnily enough yes. My grandson’s birthday is soon. Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry. I mean do you have anything else he might just like?”

Harry:
“Well we’re doing a special on these. I can’t make head or tail of them. The kids seem to like them egg box..360!”